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“One of these knives is not like the others,” I says to my 16-yeard-old son, I says. “It even has a special name: bread knife.” Wow, ay? One of life’s lessons. Son wanted to cut his sub in half, but the big carving knife he chose didn’t do the job. I demonstrated with the proper [...]

According to Wikipedia, brown sugar is “a sucrose sugar product with a distinctive brown colour due to the presence of molasses. It is ether an unrefined or partially refined soft sugar consisting of sugar crytals with some residual molasses content or it is produced by the addition of molasses to refined white sugar.” It may [...]

Is the Age of Aquarius gone?! What does the new Zodiac Sign mean to us, we who follow and, possibly even, rely on, our daily horoscope? It seems a little complicated but astronomers say it’s high time we add another Zodiac Sign, but they claim that 13 Signs previously existed, it’s just that one got discarded [...]

COWBOY WISDOM: “The only thing that works harder than a cowboy is his boots.”

Cats LOL Review for 2010

Posted: January 2, 2011 in Surprise, Surprise!

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever. Crunchy numbers A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 9,700 times in 2010. That’s about 23 full [...]

a world-class professional diver

Sorry about that title, but after watching the Oscars this year, I dutifully wrote down the names of three award winning movies I intended to see: The Hurt Locker, Crazy Heart and Precious. I went to Super A Video and read the descriptions of Precious and the Hurt Locker. Precious, there is no way I [...]

As a relative newcomer to blogging, I do frequent wordpress.com and click on one or two headliners there, and Planet Mom is one of my favorites. I do howl with laughter at it, not only because I too have wee children, but because she’s just so damn funny. Melina Wentzel is a woman and a [...]

Yes, folks, today was “one of those days.” Let’s see, where should I start? First off, I broke yet another bottle of expensive alcohol, only this time I have no recollection of how I did it! I placed a case on the floor, went and inquired the status of it (turns out, it’s not out [...]

It’s Mr. Myagi, trying to catch a fly with chop sticks! One of the most prevailing images that pops into my head immediately whenever anyone brings up the subject of the Karate Kid movie or makes a joke reference to that movie, is that of Ralph Macchio balancing on top of the big post on [...]